I’M WAKING UP [kicks your door down] I FEEL IT IN [charges into your room] MY BONES [punches your in the face] ENOUGH [pulls shirt off] TO MAKE MY SYSTEMS BLOW [yodels] WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE[aggressively twerks] TO THE NEW AGE [screams] WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE [looks you straight in the eyes] TO THE NEW AAAAGGGEEEE[quietly leaves the room] good night
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
"Where is my Edward Cullen?"
"Where is my Damon Salvatore?"
"Where is my Christian Grey?"
For your sake, jail I hope.